Psych: Coolest Video Ever

You have been directed here thinking that this post has something to do with what you searched for.  Perhaps it was cool tennis balls, crazy trampoline sports, or the hottest gophers.  I’m just going out on a limb to say you did not type cool, crazy, or hottest in the search box alone.  Chances are, though, that your descriptor is a word on the left of this post.

I am conducting a test to see what sorts of words follow those adjectives.  It is in the world of the Internet that a blog post listing just “birds” does not keep the average user’s attention.  It is only by calling it the “coolest bird ever caught on video” does it seem to be worth a net surfer’s time.  I will post a follow up to this later.

Thanks to learnenglish.de for all the adjectives

Comic Anxiety: 0% Functionality

So recently my girlfriend has been doing the usual fiance things on my computer: looking at gowns and other wedding related stuff on line.  You would not think you could get into any trouble on wedding gown sites, but apparently there are some pretty shady ones.

Long story shortened, she got a computer-crippling virus last week and I have spent a long time looking for my Windows CD with no luck.  The darn thing was working itself to bits, and bytes, to run even the anti-virus software.  The end result: zero functionality.  I finally gave up and bought a new computer entirely.  A pretty spiffy one actually, but I figured that I will not be able to splurge on things for much longer.

And that is my excuse.  I’m sorry to all of my adoring fans (yeah, I don’t have any).

Also, I hate my spore article now.  It makes my blog look ugly and unprofessional.  Gah!