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You have been directed here thinking that this post has something to do with what you searched for.  Perhaps it was cool tennis balls, crazy trampoline sports, or the hottest gophers.  I’m just going out on a limb to say you did not type cool, crazy, or hottest in the search box alone.  Chances are, though, that your descriptor is a word on the left of this post.

I am conducting a test to see what sorts of words follow those adjectives.  It is in the world of the Internet that a blog post listing just “birds” does not keep the average user’s attention.  It is only by calling it the “coolest bird ever caught on video” does it seem to be worth a net surfer’s time.  I will post a follow up to this later.

Thanks to learnenglish.de for all the adjectives

I am a night owl, as most would clearly see by the time I am writing this post.  The news just before late night TV shows give me all the news I can afford to watch, coupled with another half hour of reading the Times before going to work.

But I’ve noticed something recently between the anchorman and anchorwoman on WCBS’s 11:00 news.  At first, it was just a little bit of teasing that both parties were guilty of, but now it looks to be jokes not unsimilar to those tossed around between fictional newscasters on Family Guy.  The other night, I heard the anchorwoman ”Coming up, a publication that [anchorman's name] has his heart set on joining,” or something similar.

Sure enough, the story was on the new FDNY calendar, where New York’s finest firefighters pose to help fund raise, I guess.  After the story, the anchorman stated he took offense to the earlier comment, and she said, “Oh come on!  You love to look at yourself.”  And then to sports.

I figure someone should record the news every day to keep watch of their antics and edit them together.  I see this getting more and more juicy.