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You have been directed here thinking that this post has something to do with what you searched for.  Perhaps it was cool tennis balls, crazy trampoline sports, or the hottest gophers.  I’m just going out on a limb to say you did not type cool, crazy, or hottest in the search box alone.  Chances are, though, that your descriptor is a word on the left of this post.

I am conducting a test to see what sorts of words follow those adjectives.  It is in the world of the Internet that a blog post listing just “birds” does not keep the average user’s attention.  It is only by calling it the “coolest bird ever caught on video” does it seem to be worth a net surfer’s time.  I will post a follow up to this later.

Thanks to learnenglish.de for all the adjectives

Today was field trip day at Aaron’s camp.  Although I have no idea where they went, I know they sold candy.  His camp counselor let him buy way, way too much candy.  He came home with about half of it in his stomach and I’m holding the rest of it somewhere he cannot find.  Still, when he came home he became a blur.  Every object in his apartment and mine became of interest in him.  He pick up a number of expensive artifacts and then dropped each of them almost immediately in favor of another.  He’s already broken a glass vase that took an hour to clean up.  I then proceeded to follow him around, since sitting him down had been unsuccessful.

He is now finally calming down, but I have never seen a kid on a sugar high so extreme.  It must be that his mother does not allow candy.  Figures that he should choose to torment me.