I want to explain where I have been the past week and a half, but I really cannot.  Sorry.  If it is any consolation, I am really happy right now.  Incredible feelings are emanating as the people can surely tell and the adrenaline is rushing through my body with every pulse of my heart.

I want to explain what it is I am so excited about, but I truly must not.  Later, I may be able to tell you.  I’ll just leave you with this: it is sure to be the best day of my life thus far. 

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