Today I got a fortune that read

Never forget a friend
especially if he owes you.

My friend Mike also got a pretty good one.

Sound advice can always be heard
from your mother.

The cookie company that provides the fortunes, Wonton Food, decided to change their fortunes in order to “keep up with the times.”  I’m pretty sure Wonton Food supplies to every Chinese restaurant in the area (I’ve checked all the places in my neighborhood, and I found out Wonton Food’s phone number)  It’s all good to me, I do not miss the old ones a bit.

P.S. Add “in bed” to both phrases.  I know it’s childish and cliché, but also very humorous!